Today...

*I wanted to sleep in and didn't want to get out of bed when the final alarm went off.

*I want a faster internet connection, so I can see the inauguration without constant stops and starts.

*I wish I had a glass of wild cherry kool-aid, but don't.

*I wish Michelle Obama had chosen a different dress-ick, who was her advisor Barbara Bush?

*I don't get poetry.

Today!