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Update:  Too much wine...forgot about the cookies-burnt the darn things...at least I got two as cookie dough.  ;-)

Today? Today was the first day of classes for the new semester. Today I saw 13 students on academic probation. Did I mention today was the first day of classes and these people were just now coming in to have their blocks removed so they can schedule.

I heard 13 stories that went something like...I did not pass my classes last semester because my cousin's uncle's nephew's squirrel died. My response: ok, sorry to hear that, but what happened the two semesters before this, when you didn't pass your classes. The replies went something like this: oh, well, my sister's niece's friend's turtle was in the hospital and I was so upset I could not go to class. Oh and my brother's father's boss's car was stolen and I couldn't take my finals.

13...13.....leads to dinner in a box. Can you believe pizza and cookies all in one crazy shot. Bring on the wine. Why am I fat...today my job is giving me stress eating. So tonight I will not be answering my phone, too much talking already today. I will be eating pizza, cookies, chips and a lot o' wine and watching a sappy chic flick and escape to a fictional world where a woman can meet the man of her dreams when she randomly runs into him in a foreign country and her car breaks down or she goes on holiday and meets the man of her dreams when he randomly knocks on the wrong door. I know it's buttshit, but damn those movie men are always so hot and after 13... I need a bullshit movie night.

Cheers!

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